Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the Earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

You can't become lesbian by licking carpet. Believe me, I've tried.

I'm not fat, I'm big boned!

Also, guitars are for old people.

How Badass do I look in this cover photo? Heheheh

Now, screw you guys, I'm going home!

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! 

Mia is my girlfriend.