Carton_child
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Met up with my online best friend of three years yesterday.
The first thing this man does is scare the shit out of me to the point where I literally screamed. The next thing I know is him BULLYING me about it. Off to a great start.
Then we go to a restaurant with japanese pancakes and he wouldn't stop spinning in his chair and touching my thigh everytime he spinned past me.
Then he dragged me across the city and mind you its freezing and we stumbled upon not one but TWO protests, one of them being conservatives and the other one advocating for Gaza. Amazing.
He threw dirty snow at me but started running the moment I bent down to throw some back at him. Almost pushed me into the pond, I almost pushed him under a car.
And then when we FINALLY sat down in cafe Nero he started biting me and sniffing me. He told me I smelled like he imagined the milky way or starry sky would smell like and that might have been one of the most romantic things I've heard.
11/10, this is yall's sign to meet up with your online bestie. I already miss my stupid rat even though it has only been a day.