I'm just a dude who is apparently bored enough to start writing stories on the internet.

Here are some questions about me no-one bothered to ask!
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Age: Between 1 and Infinity

Race: My highest score was 6 mins on a mile run

Gender: ...will I trigger someone if I answer this?

Sex: Isn't this the same as above?

Religion: Why do you want to know?

Political Party: What? You trying to kill me?

Trump or Hillary: Please stop.

Are you ashamed you stole from a baby: Ok, thats not even a fair question.

Is the cake a lie: ...what?

Is. The Cake. A lie: Ookay, I'll back off now

GET BACK HERE AND ANSWER:
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