I'm annoyingly lovable. Sarcastic to the point of offense at times.  If you offend me, I may beat you up.  If you offend me too much though, I'll have my assassin visit you.  Although, I don't think you'll remember it.
I'm crazy insane, and I write.  A lot.  If you don't know me, it may seem as if I have a shell.  I do, but it's growing smaller.  I just don't voice my few opinions often or loudly.   I'm not that narcissistic, I think...*this is where you imagine sarcasm okay?>>* Although my hair needs cutting  (I got it done yesterday, and one hair isn't cut perfectly), and I am a gorgeous doll.  *<<This is where you end the sarcasm.*(Okay, that's the first time I've ever said that. And I can't believe I did...) :P  Anywho, I enjoy laughing at myself.  Ice skating is fun. And I like pie. Although, if you REALLY want to get on my good side, I suggest cheesecake. Preferably with berry sauce, but it's not necessary.