Actually trying to be an author who doesn't write fanfic because I have no willpower for that anymore plus we stan originality (idk if we stan my ass but we stan somethin)
Young author(?)
All I wanna do is write but writer's block tries to corner me like I'm a possum so I have to hiss at it to get it away
I'm floating towards that black hole that has the mass of billions of suns
I sexually identify as Kermit the frog (all jokes aside I'm queer on all levels don't at me)
My spine is as curvy and twirly as my sexuality that's a fact
Grade D recycled plastic