Well, it seems I have to write a bio about myself . . . Yay, such fun! Only if I knew how to start! I think most normal people start by saying what their names are, so . . .

Hi, strangers from the Internet. My name is Cash; that's right, I'm priceless! 

. . .

No laugh? Not even a chuckle? Tough crowd.

Maybe you know me from the amount of roleplays I've been in. Yeah, there's a lot. I seem to be everywhere . . . Which is a good thing. You can never get enough of me!

And, if you don't know me at all, I'm concerned. I really am. Like, where have you been? Haven't you heard of the devilishly-handsome redhead -- which is to say, me? I think you might've been living under a rock for a year or two. Or maybe TWO rocks. Or three? But never four rocks; then it just gets painful.

I have an army of fangirls on my side. Yes, I'm aware of them. You didn't think you could hide, could you? Yes, I know who you are . . . CAITLIN. 

Anyway, I guess I can finish writing this, now. I've got stealing to do.

So, yours in awesomeness, peace out!