Hi?
So Sorry I'm probably busy riding my demonic unicorn through the hell fire ^.~ Jealous?
1-2-3-4 open up that closet door
5-6-7-8 why do people think I'm straight
9-10-11-12 Why yes I'm headed straight for Hell
Welp I guess if you're reading this you probably want to know about me for some reason. So here goes
-Im Bi gonna get that out first and foremost. Don't like it? Bi Bi (Get it?!😂 sorry I'm not funny)
- Kinky asf
- I'm the eldest of three
-Christian
-I'm naturally blonde, I'll make blonde jokes right along beside you.
-Pretty weird, just a warning. I might virtually lick you.
-How many people get offended when I say my gender is a Twinkie?
-Bd/sm
-I'm actually innocent (ish)
-Clingy
-Sometimes I lie and say I'm pretty but I'm actually ugly af and just like to pretend I'm confident. YOU HAVE TO EMBRACE THE UGLIENESS THOUGH
-Fall fast and hard.
-Attach easily
- I'm an emo emu
-Taken and happy about it❤
-Not sure what else to put so pm me if you have any questions I would love to answer them bc I have no life
- In His Arms😍
- JoinedDecember 30, 2016
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