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LET MY BOY LUIGI OUTTA JAIL. HE WAS WITH ME WHEN THE HEALTHCARE CEO DIED

Day five at the north pole:
          Tried to get my 2 dollars for my shift but Santa died in a car accident a few hours ago so this guy named Satan took over cuz some dyslexic kids wrote him in and he tried to give me 0.5 cents. So now me and the other elves are on strike, so Christmas is probably gonna be pushed back. 

Bro, I think a good ghostface duo in Scream 7 would be the parents of the past few attacks.(for example Anika) who went to insane after their kids murder that they went on a mad streak

Y'all. I just watched All Souls (the one with Mikey Madison) and it's so good but River was stupid as fuck for getting into the car

Chat should I make a mpreg fan fiction of Trump since if he takes away my rights, I'mma make him pregnant

Chat we are cooked with that orange fat-rapist in office. Any of my non-american people wanna let me move in till that ugly hoe is gone

CHAT I AM SO DOWN BAD FOR ADAM MAITLAND FROM BEETLEJUICE IT ISN'T FUNNY

Chat a 14 yr old really killed himself because of an ai bot. No it was because his mom neglected him

Dawg like 5 cop cars went down my road. My state is tweakin rn

RIP Tatum Riley, you would've loved Dress To Impress on Roblox