I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in History class. 

Quit waiting for Prince Charming, get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.
It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!
If your problem can't be solved with duct tape or Tylenol, then you're seriously screwed.

Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!
Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!
Think Im Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε!
Cαnt Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
Cαnt Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
Think Im Uglч...Dσn t Lσσк At me
Dσnt Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσnt Lιкє Yσurѕ!
Dσn Knσw Mε... Dσnt Judge Mε!

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