Sup? It's Kriss. I'm looking for a beta reader and someone to design a book cover for me. Your reward, I will follow whoever does one of the two. 

You say Edward Cullen, I say Draco Malfoy!!
You say red and black, I say Green and Silver
You say Forks, I say Hogwarts.
You say Edward and Bella, I say Lilly and Snape
You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black.
You say, "Go to Hell." I say, "Go kiss a Dementor."
You say football, I say Quidditch.
You say depression, I say, "The Dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate."
You say Hitler, I say Voldemort.
You say school, I say Hogwarts.
You say Bella, I laugh and get Bellatrix
You say Alice Cullen, I say Luna Lovegood
You say, "I'm going to kill you!" I yell, "Avada Kedavra!"
You say life, I say Harry Potter♥

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