Hello. You must be lost, bacause I don't think you're at the right page. If you aren't,  please make your way to the correct page.

[Waits for people to leave]

Okay, if you really meant to be here please continue to read.
I am currently working on a story with my besest friend KatyKitKatKitty. Please check it out her profile and check out the story on her page. Were working SUPER hard on it and it would be really kind of you to comment what you think and vote (only if you like it). 

Please check out my BFFL- @KatyKitKatKitty. She is the most beautiful, funny, kind, awkward, antisocial potato you will ever meet. I think you should totally get talking with her to find out the person she really is. (But if you try to steal my best friend I will cut you). 

Anyways. *shifts eyes suspicously* I hope you like my stories and Katy's and all that good stuff. 

Byeeeeeee.

(If you go to Katy's profile, read her bio. Comment, "Dinos are the backspine of 'Murica" on her message board.