Congratulations to whomever happens to be reading, human or feline, (I welcome both) for you have just read a crappy attempt at a page description. Before you grab the bleach for your eyes though, look around and read a bit. No sense in washing twice! (You'll be wasting bleach)

• I work mostly on poetry with some stories in the making.
• I may take requests for poems, and if I feel motivated, short stories.
• You can probably deduct that this isn't a very serious page, but let me reassure you, it isn't.
• Don't hate on my covers. Just because you know what you're doing doesn't mean I do.
• Don't expect happy endings. Those aren't as much fun anyways.
• You may now proceed to grab the bleach.