Hey there, it's me Cataphant. Why are you staring? Oh. Right. You dont know what a Cataphant is. Well, I'm basically a cat and an elephant mixed together. I'm about twelve in human years. Don't even try to find us as we live in a different dimension. Don't believe me? I didn't expect you to. Ah, human brains, so small, they can't take in half of what's going on around them, or the reality. (No offense small humans) Oh? How do I speak English you ask?? I don't.  I have Google translate on my side. How do I have an iPad and know anything about the human world?? Ah- let's just say I have a few "normal " cats out there that may or may not spy on the human race....

But enough about that. Let's get on with it. My real name is not Cataphant, but my real name is not translatable, and can not be pronounced by the human tounge. I love to write about humans, and I do extensive research about you mysterious creatures. I do find your lack of fur, two legs, and faces that look smashed in quite interesting. And I do not know so much about you because of hidden cameras around the world or anything......

I'm currently traveling through Europe, I can change into your every day tabby cat, and it's very fun! Love the accents XD

You STILL don't believe me? Oh well. Believe that I'm a peanut butter rhino with butterfly wings for all I care. I'm here for, what do you humans call it again?? Oh yes. The fun.




Toodles noodles!

- Cataphant😏