Nobody

"We haD A bOnDinG mOmEnt. I cRaDlEd yOu iN mY arMs."

Hi :)

Well first of all Happy pantastic lgbtq pride month peoples. Second I just learned peacocks are male peafowls and I don’t know how to feel. 

Uni

Hey! You seem like a cool bean! (Internally cringes at self.)

So I wanna write a book, but I don’t actually wanna write a book. So I make a oneshot book. And then I realize I absolutely cannot write consistently without a consistent plot or it being an actual book. So I start a book, and then realize I literally cannot write the first pages cause it’s boring and I wanna skip to the good part. And then I spontaneously combust because why the hell not

Thanks for the fallow! (And for the chance to read your message board becuse you're a mood and a half.)

Can someone please talk to my lonely anxious ass before my social anxiety screws me over again? I need FrIeNds (oh screw off emojis and... wait a second  KLANCE. )Oh my fuck I’m a weirdo you should probably run. Except then I have to be a lonely potato again but ur prolly dodging a bullet not talking to me. I just feel like a lot of people on wattpad are good friends with each other somehow and the there’s me and AnGst WhEn dId YoU gEt HeRe? Oh shiz I’m rambling... peace

Oh my god I just updated wattpad cause everyone was freaking out and ThE jOkEs OvEr WaTtPaD YoU cAn ChAnGe It BaCk NoWw

If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral… because I'd be in jail for killing the person that killed you! We are true friends we ride together/we die together.
          Send this to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this! I want you to know that you are amazing and you are my friend until my death and forever. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you, once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people, including the person who sent it to you. If you receive at least 3 back, you are loved.