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Isaiah 55:8-9
          	
          	8. “For my thoughts are not your thoughts,
          	    neither are your ways my ways,”
          	declares the Lord.
          	9. "As the heavens are higher than the earth,
          	    so are my ways higher than your ways
          	    and my thoughts than your thoughts.

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Isaiah 55:8-9
          
          8. “For my thoughts are not your thoughts,
              neither are your ways my ways,”
          declares the Lord.
          9. "As the heavens are higher than the earth,
              so are my ways higher than your ways
              and my thoughts than your thoughts.

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Jeremiah 29:11-14
          
          11 For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
          12 Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you.
          13 You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart.
          14 I will be found by you," declares the Lord, "and will bring you back from captivity. I will gather you from all the nations and places where I have banished you," declares the Lord, "and will bring you back to the place from which I carried you into exile."

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*Wilt sits down by the window watching the lightning flash across the sky as the thunder rumbled*
          
          Wilt: What beautiful lightning!
          
          Coco: Coco! Cocococo!
          
          Wilt: Yea!
          
          Bloo: Boooorriiinnngg..
          
          *Bloo sits down on the couch and watches the Weather channel with Goo*
          
          Bloo: It's stormiiinng..aat..Wilson Waaayy..
          
          Goo: Oooo! That's very very cool! Storming here! Raining there! Wow! Snowing in Texas! You never see that! There is a blizzard at Canada! Ooo! That's sososo cool! Hailing in South Carolina and a tornado warning for Florida!
          
          Bloo: Hm. Never heard of those. *He sips on his apple juice* pff! Who even NAMED a country Florida?
          
          Goo: . . . Oh whatever

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Ephesians 6:10-13
          
          10. A final word: Be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power.
          
          11. Put on all of God’s armor so that you will be able to stand firm against all strategies of the devil.
          
          12. For we are not fighting against flesh-and-blood enemies, but against evil rulers and authorities of the unseen world, against mighty powers in this dark world, and against evil spirits in the heavenly places.
          
          13. Therefore, put on every piece of God’s armor so you will be able to resist the enemy in the time of evil. Then after the battle, you will still be standing firm.

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Dr. Tart: Winship. Do you suppose this is from someone?
          
          *Tart lifts up a broken burnt looking log*
          
          Inspector Winship: That was hit by lightning or burned off in a fire you idiot.
          
          Dr. Tart: Huh.
          
          *Dr. Tart throws it back behind them and it hits a tree making them both jump at the noise cause it sounding like a gunshot*
          
          Inspector Winship: Oh sorry that was this time gun again-
          
          Dr. Tart: You STILL haven't fixed it?!?
          
          Inspector Winship: No

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(I don't think I've posted this one before)
          
          Hebrews 13:5-6
          
          5. Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said,
          
          “Never will I leave you;
              never will I forsake you.”
          
          6. So we say with confidence,
          
          “The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid.
              What can mere mortals do to me?”

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Dr. Tart: at least this time you remembered to turn off the time gun.
          
          Inspector Winship: Who says i did-
          
          *3.. 2.. 1.. the gun shoots cause it's been an hour causing both Winship and Tart to jump in surprise*
          
          Dr. Tart: ohh that proves it.
          
          *Winship rolls his eyes*