I joined another fandom. Help.
(this has been in my bio for over two years and gosh darn it is still relevant and that makes me rage)
-
-
-
-
-
-
Now you guys are always sweet to each other over here but here are the rules:

Number one - don't be an asshole

Number two - if somebody falls down pick em up 

And Number three - have a great fucking time 
-
-
🖤
-
-
You're not scared of anything! Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of the box, man eats fish custard, and look at you. Just sitting there.
-
-
👽
-
-
Jesus!

You should have locks on your windows.

I live on the second floor.

Rapists can climb.

You are so weird.
-
-
I told you to wait in the car.

Yeah, but you also told me that licking a nine volt battery would give me pubes.
-
-
☂️
-
-
I'm getting myself quite calmly worried about being shot, and then put in a cell, and then waterboarded, and then shot again.
-
-
🕊
-
-
GET IN THE GODDAMN SHIP, EVERYTHING'S ON A COB! THE WHOLE PLANET'S ON A COB, GO GO GO!
-
-
🧪
-
-
Sentiment is a chemical defect found on the loosing side.
-
-
🔎
-
-
Godspeed, little taters. My life depends on you.
-
-
🚀 
-
-
I make grave mistakes all the time! Everything seems to work out.
-
-
🌩
-
-
Also spideybringmepotatoesaNdpoptarts
-
-
-
-
-
i keep missing my anniversary i have a look at my profile and oh it turns out i've been reading fanfics for three years now kill me please 
-
be worried about me and take a look at my obsessions over the last three years. there really should be something about undertale in this. i can't get away from what happened in 2018 and i should embrace my mistakes even if they were a year long.
-
it is november 6th 2022, and i have revisited my wattpad account to torment myself. i will return in two days for my five year anniversary. god rest my soul.