Hi! I'm not an evil person or whatever because I'm writing a horror story, even though it might seem like it... I'm actually quite friendly! Hopefully I'm not creepy or scary or anything to you because then you wouldn't read my (creepy) stories. :'( 

So enjoy my story(ies) and I will enjoy you reading my story(ies)! We can even read them together while I'm in your room with you! Wait.. I mean. What.