Ash nazg durbatulûk,
Ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk
Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Translation: One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all,
And in the darkness bind them.
I am one of the Lord of the Rings Generation, and I am not afraid to show it.

A few facts you shall accept:
1 - No one is better at archery then Legolas.
2 - No one is more badass then Gandalf.
3 - No one is more worthy of a throne then Aragorn.
4 - No one is stronger and more caring then Samwise Gamgee.
5 - Pippin and Merry are funny as ****.
6 - No one can play a guitar like Paul McCartney.
7 - And no one is as evil as Morgoth. Not even Sauron.

My fandoms:
LOTR (Obviously)
The Beatles
MLP
Harry Potter
Sherlock (Both the movie and the show)
Fullmetal Alchemist
Death Note
Skyrim
Doctor Who
Five Nights at Freddy's
Star Wars
Star Trek
RA Salvatore's work
Narnia
Merlin (The newer show)
Monty Python
Pokemon
Pirates of the Caribbean
and Gone (the book series)
  • The Shire (Old Toby is great)
  • JoinedJuly 8, 2014



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