I is here to tell a story that I find funny so I am doing the announce button thing. My friend, I'm gonna call her Britt, has an extremely homophobic mom. Said mom invited a friend over that she didn't know was lesbian. The friend saw Britt, her eyes widened, she walked over to her and whispered in her ear, "I know you're bi, don't worry I won't tell." Her gaydar went off on her, and it makes wonder, how?? She must be trained.