Sorry to anyone who actually reads these descriptions... but if i wrote about myself here, i think it would probably break your computer. My epicness tends to short out technology. So fair warning for anyone who reads further...

 I am trying my hardest to take the lemons life gives me, turn them into grape juice, and compeltely astonish everyone. But, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?  Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day ...

If you truly lived each day like your last, it probably would be

It is impossible to say the words "eye", "laws", "dug" and "aim" in sequence out loud. Would you like to try?

Im too lazy to pick up the spider's i kill in my basement, i decide to just leave them there as a warning sign to others...

If a genie says you can't wish for more wishes, can you wish for more genies?


My Confessions:

Confession #1: Its really hard for me to hate someone who i've talked to face to face. Even if someone picked on me every day, if they came up to me and talked to me i'd probably talk to them like i would anyone else until they gave me a reason not to. It's just hard for me to hate people.

Confession #2: I always feel like i'm talking way to much.

Confession #3: I sing in the shower every morning. Its just part of my getting ready routine.

Confession #4: I really don't like it when people yell. It makes me really uneasy and nervous. Just talk. There's no need for yelling.
Confession #5: I break stereotypes and social norms. And I do it intentionally.
Confession #6: Crap.. i'm running out of things to put for these confessions and i used a bunch of them last time i did this. Which leads me to my next confession....
Confession #7: If I offend you in any way by what i post, i'm probably not sorry. I don't single people out, you have no reason to be getting offended.