Dear Brethren,
We'd like to apologize for that last message. It was written by an inexperienced new writer, our 14th writer for Wattpad. Rest assured, this author has been disciplined, and knows better now. We apologize that things aren't up to the usual Cbarbers standards. We know many of you rely on our stories as a source of comfort, and the message took you out of that. We've only ourselves to blame.
We do not write for clout, we write because we want to spread joy and mirth, just the same you do for us, with your constant lovely messages.
Thank you for understanding,
Executive Vice Presidents of Cbarbers x