Duncan’s #1 Hater

Hey pookies <3
          Yall you know it gets bad when you realize you’re fundamentally unlovable. Every relationship I’ve ever been in has ended with me learning they never loved me in the first place. Like I’m never going to get to experience someone actually loving me cause it can’t happen.

Hey yall how we doing????

BITCHES WAKE UP ANTHONY IS BACK ON SMOSH

Thinking about that time I tried to flirt with Cellcom. Not an employee, the company, just to specify.

YOU GUYS 
          WERE SO CLOSE TO 69 FOLLOWERS
          WE NEED TO MAKE IT HAPPEN<33

one, two….. buckle my shoe???? (I find this joke unrealistically funny, please help me)

I’m straight haha April fools funnyyyyy (as you can see im slowly dying inside from how cringy I am)

Bro I just spent a whole HOUR writing Trent x Duncan because of a joke between me and one of my friends and it’s so detail and i didnt even finish and I’m so scared I’ve made an actual demon

Me after reading the most blood curdling toe curling bone wrenching stories on wattpad cause I got bored 

 #amcyclop