Touch Evade

Dude?

× A YA YO YO YO YO
          WHAT TIME IS IT?! ×
          ×$♥ SHOW TIME!! ♥$×
          ^ Like I said.. ^
          × SHOW TIME SHOW TIME,
          IM JOHN LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BE
          TWO PINTS ON JOHN ADAMS BUT IM WORKIN ON THREE! × $ HAA $
          × THOSE REDCOATS DONT WANT IT WITH ME COS I WILL
          POW CHICKA PRAAOW THESE COPS TILL IM FREE! ×
          ♥ Oui Oui, Monchavi. /SomethingFrench/ Lafayette
          The Lancelot of the Revolutionary Set! I cam from afar just to say " Bonsoir!  " to the king Casse Toi
          Whos the best? C'est Moi! ♥
          $ BRAH, BRAH, I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN, UP IN IT LOVIN IT COS I HEARD YOUR MOTHER SAY COME AGAIN $
          ×♥ EYY ♥×
          $ LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS AND HORSES OF COURSES ITS HARD TO HAVE INTERCOURSE OF OVER FOUR SETS OF COURSETS $
          ♥ Wow. ♥
          ×No more sex, pour me another brew, son! Lets raise a couple more ×
          ×$♥ TO THE REVOLUTION! ♥$×
          × Well if it aint the prodigy of princeton college×
          $ Aaron Burr! $
          × Give us a verse drop some knowledge! ×

YOU'RE AN ORPHAN! Of Course! Im an orphan!
          God I wish the was a war so we could prove that we're woh more than anyone bargained for!
          ^ Can I buy you a drink? ^
          That would be nice.
          ^ And while we're talking let me offer you some free advice,
          
          
          Talk less. ^
          
          What?
          ^ Smile more ^
          Ha..
          ^ dont let them know what your against or what your for ^
          You cant be serious
          ^ You want to get ahead ^
          Yes
          ^ Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead- ^

^ Im getting nervous ^ 
          
          I heard your name in princeton I was looking to get in a course of study
          When I got sortof out of sorts with a buddy of yours
          I may have punched him,
          Its a Blur, Sir,
          He handles the financials..?
          
          ^ You punched the bursar. ^
          YES! I wanted to do what you did, graduate in two and join the revolution he looked at me like I was stupid im not stupid,
          So how did you do it? How'd you graduate to fast?
          ^ it was my parents dying wish before they passed ^

1776
          NYC
          
          Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, Sir?
          ^ Well that depends, whos asking? ^
          Well sure, Sir, Im Alexander Hamilton,  im at your service sir.
          I have been
          Looking for you

Heres a touching story
          Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after.
          
          
          
          The end.
          " THANKS FOR STANDING STILL "
          * gunshots *
          How does it feel, you twitchy hollagan
          " THANKS FOR STANDING STILL "
          * gun shots *
          Oh not sorry
          " THANKS FOR STANDING STILL "
          * gunshots *
          Agh.. im getting bruised

Ahahhahaaha
          Help im trash

Hi im sorry when I feel ignored, I start spammjng my feed
          
          Understand I am a shit who is socially awkward.

WAIT U MEAN I HAVE TO UPDATE EVERYNDAY?
          
          
          
          Fuck

Battery percentage: 7, 6, 5
          Me: ill make a run for it when it hits 2
          Hits 2
          * teleports *