The Lucifer

When you'll update the one shots? 

HE'S PISSING ON ME WHILE I TYPE THIS OH MY GOD

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. MIKE IS AN ASSOHOLIC BITCH. LAST NIGHT, HE DROVE HIS CAR INTO MY WINDOW AND PISSED ON MY COUCH THROUGH THE CAR DOOR. I TRIED CLEANING UP THE COUCH, BUT THEN HE GOT OUT OF HIS CAR AND PISSED ON ME. HE TOLD ME HIS DICK WAS 8 INCHES, AND I COULDN'T RESPOND AS I WAS HALFWAY ACROSS THE HOUSE GETTING A TOWEL AND MY VOICE WAS DEAD. YES, HE YELLED IT, YES, I FUCKING HEARD IT AND I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS MIKE. THEN HE FUCKING SET MY OTHER COUCH ON FIRE AND DRENCHED MY COUCH IN PISS LIKE HIS DICK WAS A HOSE OF SYRUP. THEN HE RAN OUT OF MY HOUSE COVERED IN GLASS SHARDS. I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A BUBBLE BATH AND RID MYSELF OF HIS URINE, BUT HE WAS FUCKING SPYING ON ME, KNEW I WAS TAKING A BUBBLE BATH, AND USED THE OPPERTUNITY TO BREAK INTO MY HOUSE AND STEAL ALL MY SPACE ROCKS IN THE FRIDGE. I CAME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO MY FRIDGE ON FIRE AND CRUSHED UP AVACADOS AND PAPER PLATES ON THE FLOOR PERFECTLY UNHARMED. THEN HE PISSED ON ME IN MY SLEEP. I CAN'T FUCKING STAND IT ANYMORE. HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED.
          
          Also can you make a Valentine's chapter k thx bye

VALENTINES CHAPTER WHEN!?!?!?
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They found out 

I just secretly gave a friend one of my fan fictions and I'm scared they're gonna find out it's me lmao

Hi! I finished your stories on Mileven, and I really enjoyed themImagine my shock when I hop on your account to se e you've written another story about another ship I really like!It's like a dream come true.I just want to say to keep writing.Personally I hope you get the motivation to continue the Mileven oneshots since is ended on a cliffhanger, but I'm still gonna read your other story as well anyways. Thank you for the good reads1