˖☀️ᝬ ʿ !! S U N ꜝꜞ 𖦹 ˖࣪،‌Ꮺ !

I have all the toons in dandy's world, my life mission is complete. 

*looks at my multiple failed books, shumbled reading lists, weird ass personality and shitty writing skills* 
          
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          This is fine

HAPPY HALLOWEEN GUYS!!!! Time to eat all the sweets I got and knock myself out

...hi...

FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES./ref

The oneshot book has been made!! Put in requests if you feel like it!

Guys should I try and write a Dandy's world oneshot book? I'd suck at it but wtvr..

I keep referring to myself in third person when I speak to people younger than me, ffs

My auntie just had a baby (not just had, the kid is 8 months) and whenever she tells the baby about me she refers to me as 'auntie ____' because for some reason everyone calls me that because of my niece and nephew 

I'm going to fucking burn down an orphanage if I don't get motivation and ideas for my story soon.