ChRiS09712

Heyy!

So hi dead fucking author here. I changed my new chapter to the unwated adult and the unwated child to the unwanteds.
          
          I started writing in first POV and switching kinda like in the chapter of complex. I noticed it was starting to get long so its ganna be delayed until I'm half done with the 2nd part. 
          
          Here's some tease lines of some characters 
          
          "....I was 15 and I thought it would be hot for women to see a man wearing a mankini"
          
           "Boss! Seriously!?" The guy  who got called boss only laughed harder.
          
          "Shave before wearing those because I swear my ass never felt so uncomfortable."

I'm the type who dont wanna steal some songs or story plots because it makes me unoriginal but I wanna original with myself.  That why I rarely update cause I wanna suddenly come up with a story then write about it.
          
          Makes me feel nice about myself for once-
          
          I wanna be original and make a song. It makes it like the character him or her self made that song and I want the reader to connect with the characters.
          
          Good stories always has to have that some kind of amazing impact to make you feel connected.
          
          Basically like crying fron a sad death in anime or drying from cuteness. I want that. Effecting the reader's emotions from reading my book.(sounds like a manipulator but let's pretend it dosent.) Because it shows that the story actually has potential and relatableness.
          
          OKAY ITS FUCKING NIGHT TIME. I AM ALWAY ACTIVE AT NIGHT IDK WHY SO BARE MY TALKATIVNESS.
          
          Anyway.
          
          I literally made a lullaby for a chapter. 
          
          "when we go down to the  river, we will shine, we will dine utill were full of laughter."
          
          "We never forget what were always afterBut what are we even after?"
          
          "I'm after for joy, happiness of oursUntil we grow old and made a family"
          
          "It never hurts to be with our happy, when they are ones who makes up lovely enought to feel loved. 
          
          "Now close your eyes."
          
          "And let me have a good night."
          
          "While i say I love you, sleep tight'
          
          (It's for the chapter "unwanted adult and unwanted child" if anybody wanna use that lullaby or got inspired. Yall can thank me and credit me.)
          
          ...
          
          (I actually feel good about my writing-)

Trying to be alive in wattpad cause I'm a good for nothing slob
          
          
          
          Yay also here's a another chapter, it's a part 2 
          
          "You said that I have three choices on what I should do with detective marshal which are kill,convince and kidnapped. I want to know what can we gain if I convince or kidnap the man."  -sallem 
          
          Complex chapter 2 is comming soon 

NEW CHAPTER TEASERS, POSTING IN UNDER 20 MINTUES
          
          
          
          
          The dark brown and black color of creature, just by looking at it. It was like a slender living half burnt broken tree. You can tell it was made of wood, around it's body resembling burnt marks has burnt Mark's like from a burnt tree and there's moss around it's two large slender feet, it wasn't sure if this thing had a skeletal or not because it showed some vines popping out.
          
          
          
          The most horrible part that it didn't looked like wood or anything but real human veins. Perfectly functioning and It's face looked like a normal human face but it was disfigured, it was like a truck hit it's face then got stabbed by a large fork and twist it like noodles from a pasta or a spaghetti.
          
          
          
          
          It's arms and legs are light and thick as a branch, while its hands and feet are 5ft large.
          Louise didnt want to look at the face, he glance and wanted to vomit. The creature's foul smell was strong, it smelled like a rotting  body mixed with a burning body and rat like smell.
          
          
          
          "It was fascinating but yet intimidating I'm not sure if it was mocking me or learning from me. In the end, it killed my little boy."
          "I would normally say summery but I like to hear the story again, the creature you describe is actually pretty interesting" she said as she readys her pen on the paper ready to take notes.
          
          
          
          Louis Turner took a deep breath then open his mouth and began to tell what happend with the death of his son. 
          He doesn't want to make enemies so he just let it happened. 
          

What does a thirsty British person say when reading a book about science? "Grav-vi-ty"
          
          (If y'all dont get it just repeat the weird pronunciation of gravity up there and I know gravity has one v okay?)

Hi I'm not dead y'all, by the way.
          
          I'm preparing three long chapters for yall soon to make up my dead ass days.
          
          When I'm gone for a long time that doesn't mean that I died, as a matter of fact.
          
          i always come back
          
          ...
          
          Kudos for you if you get the reference

Wanna know the similarity of your parents and a gun?
          
          They bang a lot-

I'm basically bored lol, there is a special chapþer at my dead book aka the insert werid name organization. If yall wanna get some laughs in a bad day go there. Cause i tried to post it on my other book but...it's a long explanation okay? Just laugh your ass off at the chapter named
          
          "(i just wanna show you)"
          
          

I don't know how on earth did you find me but YOU ARE AWESOME♡ thank you so much for reading and voting on 500+ INSULTS & COMEBACKS ♡ your support means a lot and I really appreciate it. I hope you enjoyed reading it :)