Shout out to my 3 followers. This post is for you since nobody else in this world will care about this message. Actually, now that I think about it you probably won't care either because you all started following me like seven years ago and I haven't posted a single thing in that time.
Anyway, I'm officially announcing that a sequel to Murdering One Direction is in the works. The writing quality is significantly better than the original and I think the story is much funnier. It's also gonna be a lot longer so please be patient. I have not gotten a single request for a sequel, but I'm writing it anyway because I can.
Okay, that's it. Don't do drugs.