Miss Lady Luck

I just got two teeth taken out. D: The right side of my face feels so numb, damnit. I can't talk properly either. xD "I fweel shwaky, dad. I can't shtand shtraight."

Today is extremely disappointing. 52% of Britain voted for Brexit. ...Prepare yourselves for the economy to crash.

Okay, so apparently 4chan has been threatening to hack into people's Wattpad accounts???
          
          I'm... Laughing right now. Sorry guys, but I thought that you weren't that gullible, honestly.
          
          Firstly, why would they want to hack into your accounts? For craps and giggles? I mean, would they waste thousands of hours JUST to get into a random teenager's account and post stupid things? 
          
          Furthermore, how would they do that? They don't have cool technology that just 'opens' your account. If they did, it wouldn't say 'https' in the beginning of your URL. It would say 'http'. This website is secure, unless if YOU gave away your password. Or you already had some keyboard-tracking virus on your device/PC.
          
          Not only that, but they also threatened to do that on Instagram as well. Nothing's happened. Zero. No hacks. Only Instagram opening up some ghost accounts that just take up usernames. That's it.
          
          Also, 4Chans' a website. I've joined it. I was on it. It's not a bunch of drug dealing hackers or anything. Well, maybe. But they don't have that power to do all that.
          
          Lastly, ask yourself this: How is a random post that's probably spam going to save me from this? Why are you resharing it? You're just spreading false information.
          
          In conclusion: Y'all are gullible. Stop believing everything you see. The internet's built of lies.

Hi! ^^

HEYYYY!!!❤❤❤

I AM A RANDOM FOLLOWER!!!! Thx FOR BEING FUNNY!!!

SOMEBODY SAVE ME I'VE STARTED SHIPPING SILVAMY
          
          H E LP

@HarrizBinAzry No problem!

Hey there :3 Lemme guess, you have a G+ with the same name as in here?

@Flossiebell No problem!