Joshua Bergman

first day on job
          Waffle House: hey good job, here's a 100 bucks in tips
          Me, who knows that they're still hiring for other places: t-thanks

reasons why Multi-Strike skills are better than DPS skills: more chances for critical hits + chain critical hits

Delivery guy: letter for Mister ChaoticDemintio
          Me: that's me, thank you *takes letter and opens it*
          the letter: hey, here's your driver's license lol
          Me: ... they're 38 days early

A spinoff of the infamous The Heavy is Dead is now available

*Drives in on a motorcycle* guess who just got their driver's license!

I just rescued a baby bunny, her name is Alice and she is my daughter
          https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/t_share/MTc2MjkzNjY3NDQyMDA5MjYx/brown-wild-baby-bunnies-and-how-to-handle-them.jpg

potential RWBY assassin team
          HZRD (hazard)
          Hades-knives and berserker semblance
          Zero-katana and future vision semblance, tactician
          Reaper-sniper rifle/dual pistols, invisibility semblance that can't be detected on any device
          Death-leader, paper fan/sword and smoke form semblance (can turn into smoke)
          would anyone like to read a story about this?

New reaction story is out! if you want more, please go to @AarenAero and search for the "Unfolding Fate" and "Fate's of the Trade" stories for more info

IMPORTNANT NEWS: local baby bunny sneezes are cute~
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKpn1tGa9zE

My character: since I literally have 0 defense this enemy is going to kill me!
          enemy: *deals a max of 8 damage to their 114 HP*
          Me: https://64.media.tumblr.com/496f02d3ce1f06a3e6803f1ec4793659/tumblr_ow9tdomIcE1uahu7vo5_500.png