Mindy

I swear these video games are tempting me with buff men. Just imagine being pinned against the wall by a strong man.
          
          Someone please help me on my journey to find buff video game men-

So, I made a fictional cult for mozzarella sticks-
          
          I feel proud of myself, yes.

Late night thoughts 2:
          
          If I could start a religion based solely on mozzarella sticks I would.
          
          Anyone else need constant reassurance for everything or just me?
          
          Dangonronpa is just among us.
          
          If you're short and depressed you're compressed.
          
          Life takes our virginity, so your first time isn't actually your first time. It's your second time.
          
          Life is a shapeshifter or something and fucks us based solely on which sex/gender we are interested in. 
          
          Should I just write a fanfic about life fucking the reader? I think I should-

Jacksepticeye was right, Tom Nook is Satan in disguise. And us? Were just pawns for him to play. Oh my god, what if Animal Crossing was a dating simulator and Tom Nook called us "little devil" or "my demon." 
          
          Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Give me your ships, OCs,  and favorite characters. I'll write smut for them, why? Because I need something else to do than school and working

The breakroom at the place I work is infested with bugs, even worse, there is food on a table that the bugs have most likely wormed there way into the packaging. How the hell has this store still open? 

The only reason I want to get into Pokemon is that I simp for Piers. No thoughts, head empty, just Piers living in my head rent-free. 
          
          Uhh anyway, I'll be in my corner simping over adult characters.>~>

Late night thoughts 1:
          
           How big do you think Michael Myers dick is? He's 6'07