I Wrote a Book! | Metal Mouth Messiah ✨
What started as a weird idea about braces and the apocalypse somehow actually became a novel—and now it’s alive, chaotic, and ready for you to read!
Metal Mouth Messiah is my debut post-apocalyptic comedy about Jordan, a sarcastic teen just trying to get his braces off… and accidentally becoming the world’s last hope. There are cults. There’s conspiracy. There’s dental trauma. And yes, there are way too many tooth puns.
If you like your dystopias a little unhinged, your heroes reluctant and awkward, and your plots suspiciously dental-related—this one’s for you.
Go read Metal Mouth Messiah! Laugh. Cringe. Possibly floss.