Not really sure what to say, I love this site and wanted to write... so here I am.  So about me:

I am incredibly sarcastic
I hate syrup, ketchup, jello, and pudding. 
I LOVE numbers, doing math for me is like working on a puzzle. 
Don't touch my elbows, seriously, I will shove my fist down your throat. 
I hate small talk and would rather stand in awkward silence than try to talk with someone I don't know. 
I am terrified of water, I didn't used to be, but then one day I saw it for its evil malicious self and decided that we are now not on speaking terms. The ocean can kiss my ass. 
I zone out, majorly... usually having to do with anxiety- Everyone is out to get me. 
You probably think I am crazy, and really if you spent 10 minutes listening to me tell you how everyone is out to get me... well, then clearly you would have your proof that I am in fact crazy. 
But that's ok, I know that I am not that great of a person to have others invest their life into getting me.... But yet I can't shake this damn feeling. 
Oh well. 

I know this is the best 'About Me' you have read :)