I call myself Otto (or Kajzerka - kajzerkas taste great!), and my dream is to write the world's most interesting story, then read it!



I love writing stories for my friends and family. My works are humorous - I love making people smile!

I also like writing grimdark worlds, to turn them around with the power of human willpower! Or, something.



I don't write romance. I've stopped writing romance. My romance works are too cheesy. I don't have experience in the topic of love, after all.



One day, I'll publish a book and sell it. Then, I'll buy a honey cake, place a single grain of salt on top, and eat it. While reading my book.



Thank you for reading through my profile!