ChaseLeague1997

i have such conflicting feelings towards my dad because Yea he's a self-interested bastard who abandoned his family to chase a brand new life with a new woman without even giving my mom the dignity of divorce Or child support but he's Also a super smart + helpful guy

ChaseLeague1997

i have such conflicting feelings towards my dad because Yea he's a self-interested bastard who abandoned his family to chase a brand new life with a new woman without even giving my mom the dignity of divorce Or child support but he's Also a super smart + helpful guy

ChaseLeague1997

upgraded from listening to cavetown to drift off to sleep to listening to my own cavetown covers for the same purpose; life is good

ChaseLeague1997

i Never understood the "chipping nail varnish off guitar strings" in Pigeon until i started playing my own string instrument; they sure do LOVE to eat nails
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ChaseLeague1997

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universities r all like "heyyyaaa you wanna study here? okii, Kindly sacrifice countless hours filling in our invasive as fuck application form, write us a Special motivation letter telling us why you're applying Here Specifically, alsooo record a video!! tell us about your passion!! and uhmmm take allll of these tests or else we won't consider ur application. ohhh our fees are too much for you? No Prob! Apply for Scholarship, give us more private information! when was the last time you or one of your family members went to the dentist? did insurance cover it? give us your mom's hr contact. ALSO pay application fees or we're tossing everything you worked on Away. submit your original and stamped certificates By Mail to us next week and No, we're not giving them back no matter what. hahaa ermm we appreciate your interest but we're gonna reject your application. Why, i hear you ask? ohh um we get too many applications to inform EACH INDIVIDUAL student why they aren't accepted. who gives a fuck about them applying to Each Individual institution. we yield the money; we yield the power. fuck you and everything you love and everything you worked so hard for, etc etc, recommend our university to your friends <3"

ChaseLeague1997

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maHN sometimes i wonder if my dad wanted me married by 18 because he hates me or just because he was trying to spare me from the constant rejection rejection Rejection. least they could fucking do to "appreciate my interest" is to fill in a simple little checklist and email it to me with my rejection letter so that i actually know what to Do to get into their good graces. fuuuuuck maaaaaaaaaaaaan im so tired.
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