Some homo sapien living on Planet Earth
And yes, that's my username. Deal with it.

I love to crack a few jokes but many aren't funny.

Chelsea F.C. fans why aren't you hitting me up already

Fave singers/songs
Any good music, but Sheeran, Smith and Imagine Dragons are great imo.

Fave hobbies
BRITISH football (and you just assumed I'm from the UK), songwriting, doing this book ->

I'm a proud percussionist from a marching band so band is my life literally. 

Fyi my profile pic was a bad imitation of Marshmello for being a dinner MC. I was broke so I just used a paper bag

By the way, can you spare some time to read my book?

Read the Defenders! >>>

I'll take requests to review your work :)

I'll follow if you follow so yeah please hit that bloody button

Please board this plane @IreStarDust and go look at his stuff, give him a follow or two (he isn't me lol)

If you want to board a tagception here ya go @ChatShitGetHanged 

P.S. If you're reading this thank you for dropping by, and have a nice day/night