Sup, mah Wattpad peeps! Yo, diz chick iz totz gangstahhhh! Swag! I puht de 'hip' into de 'ster'-- nah, scrap that!

Hey you! Yes, you who has clicked on my profile picture! Don't acted so shocked, you knew I'd find out! Stop stalking me! Unless you have a very legitimate reason, get the f*ck of my page. After, of course, you click the follow button! Yeah. This girl got 'tude! I warn you now, don't mess with me. I don't take no nonsense-- no, geez, now I feel like a teacher at the begging of the school year!

Hey, I'm Noelle. Just a 16 year old without a life. Yeah, I'm a lifeless body. All I do is lie in a coffin all day...

As you've gathered I'm not too good at bios. Especially short ones. I mean I could easily write a book about my life, but PLEASE don't ask me to sum it up in 2000 words! If you want to know more about me, just go ask my amazing best friends Ruth ( @RuthTheWriter) and Niamh ( @NiamhGingaNinja). If it wasn't for them, I'd never be on Wattpad. So, you can thank them for clogging up Wattpad even more! 

If you want to talk to someone about ANYTHING, I'm your gal! It even says it in my username, I'm a natural chatterbox. I just never shut up. Not even Twitter's 140 word tweets can silence me! I've hit my tweet limit already!

I'll stop mumbling and let you continue with your day... or night! I hope I haven't bored you too much. Thanks for taking the time to read all or my 1430 characters! xx