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*shane voice*
NOBODY WANTS YOUR AUTOGRAPH ADAM, JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE COOL HAIR AND YOU LOOK JUST LIKE LEONARDO DECAPRIO FROM TITANIC DOSEN'T MEAN SHIT WHEN YOU GROW UP.
YOU ARE AN IRRELEVANT TRASHBAG ADAM, A TRASH BAG, AND YOU KNOW WHO WANTS YOUR AUTOGRAPH, THE PEOPLE AT WAL-MART WHEN THEY ASK YOU TO SIGN THE RECEIPT FOR YOUR CREDIT CARD...
Because you buy your groceries there