Nick

just has spicy chicken for dinner. my toilet better be prepared

Listening to 'Until I end up dead' while doing a project on serial killers >>>>>>>

I think I just offended my cat. I said 'Jack the Chad Manifold' and she fucking left

There are owls outside. How the fuck am I supposed to sleep with these dickheads going hoot hoot, like I get it you're an owl clam yourself. Little bitches with their long ass legs and weird fucking necks. I hate them. Maybe I'm just tired, maybe I have a deep rooted hatred for those fuckers, we'll never know

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