Dis bitch say hi.
I pride myself on being respectful and kind, so if you think I'm just some blonde bimbo, fuck the hell off. Thank-you. :3

-I swear like a sailor. Aye, aye! 
-Single and ready to mingle, with a fucked up Pringle. 
-Oh for fuck's sake; yes, I do online dating!
-I gotta a belly piercing!
-I'm bisexual and equally into men and women. Don't like it? Fuck the hell off. 
My life, my choices.
-Take me shopping and I'll love your forever, and ever and ever! :D
-I love dinosaurs! They go rawr, and like bitch they hawt!
-My music choice is pretty much the charts, and a few bands like The Fray, Coldplay, Secondhand Serenade, The Peasants and other shit. I love hearing new music, so please share new songs wiff me! 
-Pretty easy person to talk to but if you get me in a fucked up mood, I get pissed easy.
-Do NOT mention PMsing in front of me, for all your worth, I'll murder you. 
-I don't have a religion but fuck, I still know someone's out there, looking after me.<3
-Nothing bad has happened to me but that doesn't mean I don't understand others. Please, if you've ever in need of someone to talk to, this bitch'll be here. 
-IMMA AUSSIE! AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE! OI, OI, OI!<3 aussie-pride!
-Emos and gay are such fucking nice people! And hot. ;)
-Oh my, if you've got abs, I will marry you. Like, idk what else you've got, abs are most important.
-Chat to meh! 
-I get bored. Very easily.
-If you carry celery or carrot sticks with you and share with me, I will luff you forever and ever!
-I like reading but I'm not that into it, but if you've got a good story, I'll love to read it! But please note, if you haven't put in your time in writting the fucking story, I won't put my damn time into reading it. 
-VANS & SNAPBACKS FTW!
-I'm a very chirpy person and slightly loco, but yeah, I'm cool. :D
-I dance, play basketball and do track. 
-I'm tall! Aha, five foot eight or something? :D
-Please, I repeat, please do not say I look younger than my age. 

Love you, 
Chelsea xx.