this message may be offensive
Heeey. I know you probably hate me now cause I've been AWOL for such a long time but you need to know that I've been stalking you every day on Facebook, okay? I just want to congratulate you for graduating and finally stepping closer to your dreams (ew I sound so cheesy but bear with it, please?). You're the only person who puts up with my bullshit and that's a great trait considering 99% of the people I know either hates me or don't care about my existence. I don't know, I feel like your my sister from another mother and if ever that happens I will be shitting my pants because you're just too good for me, y'know? I will probably send you another long-ass, emotional-ass, pretentious-ass message on Facebook in case you don't see this. I love you (I swear I'm cringing right now as I type this up) and I know that you know that.
P.S. Since I haven't called you a bitch in this post, don't worry: BITCHBITCHBITCHBITCH.
There you go :D