Big ol’ McMuffin

5 years?? already???? you’re joking i didn’t think this account was that old

what the sigma

do y’all still follow me here

hi i deleted all the countryhumans oneshot chapters i made like 3 years ago

deez nutz

i actually have twitter now so this wattpad account is useless to me

i was looking at old nsfw wattpad books i read years ago the other day for writing inspiration and just for nostalgia just to find that they actually were really horrible and my memories were tainted to believe these stories were astronomically good

where the fuck am i

if you are my friend and you have seen my books. no you have not

this wattpad account is the most shameful and embarrassing thing i’ve ever owned i hope none of my friends find me