Šejma 🍉

HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE IM GAY
          

Uhm everyone pls just ignore my name.... 
          Its.. its nothing okay....

I was just tryna mess w my sister with the nerf gun and she started screaming bloody murder... 
          Wtf >:(

HAHAHAA GOOD LUCK MFS WITH SCHOOL 
          I HAVE A WHOLE ASS MONTH LEFT 
          YEHEHEHEEE 

NAHHH THIS UNFAIR
          
          i was like hanging out with my brother 
          And we were like full on wrestling like siblings do
          
          And this bitch throws me to the floor 
          And my grandmother walks in and goes 
          "(My name) what is this violent behaviour >:(" 
          LIKE WHAT 
          HES THE ONE WHO THREW ME ON THE FLOOR 
          

Sometimes i just think people are ignoring me
          Then i realise i didnt even text them nor did i answer their last message to me 

I love how everybody is starting school 
          And I have to wait till Monday
          But actually
          I love it ❤

So like I took a pic of me with a dress I tried on 
          I slayed 
          But the clivage was there 
          But like 
          Ey whatever 
          So i sent it to my crush and he just said
          The dress looks fine af 
          And convinced me to buy it 
          Like 
          Sir 
          Do you have to tell me something
          Or is the dress just cute :-*

Im crying
          So like 
          A few weeks ago my bestie and me were on a sleepover together
          And she said to me
          Let's take an IQ test
          And I was like aight 
          Like I'm my mind I thought she was smarter than me 
          But when we took the test 
          (Idem if it's correct but ey nvm)
          I got a 136 
          I was surprised
          Cause I'm dumb af
          Then she took the test
          She got a 111 
          I was so fucking surprised 
          But ig I'm the smarter one

Bitch 
          I change crushes more than that one guy who probs barely changes his underwear
          Ew ik 
          
          
          
          But this one 
          Kinda good one 
          We've been talking today 
          Over insta 
          And like 
          My friend tried him 
          She just sent him 
          "You're perfect (｡♡‿♡｡)"
          And he ig didn't like it lol 
          So I tried 
          Thinking
          Aight 
          I'm probably going to get rejected too 
          So I said something smarter than my best friend
          I sent him a duck saying sup 
          He replied 
          With a picture of him or idk who
          (I still don't know if it was him)
          As the one and only 
          Josip Broz Tito
          If you don't know who he was 
          Look him up 
          Anyways 
          I sent him 
          Like later 
          A pic of a cat 
          Sitting kinda weird 
          Saying 
          How you doin 
          He replied with a 
          Lol 
          Doing good I guess 
          U?
          I answered
          It went well 
          We sent memes 
          Y'know 
          Until 
          BAHAHA
          I'm dying 
          Um 
          He sent me like a pic going 
          How about me and you ->o
          Y'know 
          I was laughing so hard 
          Ik it was a joke 
          So i Replied with a 
          No
          Unless 
          And it continued 
          Until 
          Ig he went to sleep cause 
          School starting for some tomorrow lol 
          And yeah 
          That's basically it of how i probably met either my soulmate or the person who I texted and later he finds someone else 
          Just realised that 
          If this guy also rejects me 
          I'm moving onto women 
          Cause they got af 
          Damn 
          Thai shit long 
          Anyways 
          I hope you have a great day/night/noon 
          Love you all ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️