Here's a SparkNotes version about me :)

1) I'm a girl
2) Therefore I have boobies
3) hehe, she said boobies ( ⊙ꇴ⊙ )
4) I like trains
5) I'm double jointed in my right index finger
6) If you don't get the reference to 4 we can't be friends 
7) I study English Literature #littycommity
8) Women supporting Women ᕙ(⌣◡⌣")ᕗ
9) Islam means peace. 
10) I would let Meryl Streep run me over with a bus 
11) Did you know the skin on polar bears isn't actually white
12) Yeah me neither ┐(ﾟ ～ﾟ )┌
13) Protect the Arctic
14) Seriously man, what the hell are we doing?
15) BlackLivesMatter!
16) Cats are just so freaking cute
17) *sobs* (ಥ﹏ಥ)
18) Is this getting too much?
19) Yes
20) I wear glasses
21) My glasses do not work
22) I want to travel the world ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
23) My bank account says no 
24) ...also my mum (༎ຶ︿༎ຶ)
25) I like to eat...alot
26) I am deathly afraid of spiders
27) No seriously, I will die ヾ(ﾟдﾟ)ﾉ゛
28) David Attenborough is a legend and I love him
29) Still waiting for my Hogwarts letter...haha
30) Did I accidentally make my username a sexual innuendo back when I was 13?
31) Yes...yes I did 
32) Life goal is to get a restraining order from Andrew Garfield. Notice me boo (~￣³￣)~
33) I just wanna be... æpprećiãted
34) Fictional bad boys>>>>everyone else
35) Can a seggsy, black haired villain please choke me x
36) Coffee is disgusting
37) All offense 
38) Say the letter X ten times really fast
39) *snorts* 
40) PSA: Don't be a d*ck!

*Also I write stuff. It would be awesome if you gave my book(s) a chance. If not, we cool don't worry. Just make sure you lock your doors extra tight x*

**And one more thing, did you read number 40 on that list. Yeah, read it 100 times - ingrain that sh*t into your skulls if you even think about plagiarising my crap. Or anyone else's hard work for that matter. Don't be that guy, man. It's not worth it **

Ogey...um...got a domain to expand brb