Hello!
             
                                                         Hola
   
   

                                KONICHIWA


I AM THE OSCAR WINNING-MAN GETTER-DREAM CATCHER-BABY MOMMA- CHICKEN FRYER. ALSO KNOWN AS THE GAL WITH THOSE COWS. ALSO KNOWN AS BEYONCE. ALSO KNOWN AS jeff.

AND THIS IS MY SORT OF SHORT BIO.

OKAY?!

LETS GO.

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Bio broke

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Send noodles 
Send poodles 
Send something 
Send meh fics plz

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Your friendly neighborhood slut  who just wants to read the life out of her days.

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Will sell my soul for good Creepypasta fanfics.
Will sell my dog for the good shit.
Will sell my food fo mo food.

Food is good be like food,


so I'll eat u too boo--

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Recommend stories
Can be yo stories.

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DO YOU GOT SUM TIME TO SPEAK ABOUT OUR LORDS AND SAVIORS BTS?

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Life advice:

If you feel like a lonely loser, just remember that somewhere in this world there's a dude sleeping with a waifu body pillow.

When lives gives ya lemons, shove it up mother natures ass--

If your day is going all happy and all then just know that shits gonna happen and it'll fuck shit up.
                             
                    Wanna know why???
       Then go read the Killer protector series