Sup my homies. Oh that was terrible. Sorry, let me try again.
*Ahem.*
Fare greetings, my accommodating intellectuals.
 I just thought that since this IS a writing site I should sound like a snobby English professor.
I also have a tendency to write in ALL CAPS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Okay, got that out of my system. JUST KIDDING ITS STILL THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh man. Anyways, I am a very immature male that goes by the name of Jack Priescutta. But you can call me, 'Yes, I Do Want to Have Your Children.'

. So, yeah. Besides not giving a shit about grammar, i like to read.


WHO WANTS ICE CREAM??


One question. One honest answer. You can ask me one question (over private message) about anything, no matter how crazy, dirty, publicly indecent, embarrassing, or wrong it is. No catch, I will answer. But I dare you to post this on your profile and see what people ask you.














P.S. Those 'feet' as my profile picture are not my feet, that is my face. Deal with it.