I'm a cranky old man.
Yeah I know you don't believe. No one does. But just believe me in this one fact about me that I'll tell you.
I'm a real boy. XD

Ehem, well.. facts about what I like comes first i guess.
I like drawing, singing, dancing, reading and writing (wow talented person psssssh)
I like flat girls more than the girls that have big ones. Obviously I'm a lolicon. 
I'm not an otaku but I'm a weeaboo instead. If I was an otaku, I'd be a worthless piece of shit so please, fellow weeaboos out there that say they're an otaku, please don't push it further.

I don't like idiots. And in the category of idiots are all the stupid shit you and I can think of. 

My real name will remain a secret but if you want to know, just message me and i'll reply. (though i bet no one would give a shit about)

I guess that sums it all up. Hope you like my stories guys. ;) Love y'all

Since no one actually gave a damn, you can find me at the link below 
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