❀Don't Worry, Chilea's Here☼

Hello there r u still active (it’s 2025 wow) I js wanted to say ur book of like “Moments worth facepalming in Pjo fanfics” was funny and very entertaining and I loved it lol so thanks for that :) how are you?? (Ik I don’t rly know u but wtv)

you know I actually slay at being fake as hell 
          
          There was one bitch at my work who i actually hated because she was a bully and I thought it was obvious I didn't like her and she ended up transferring and before she left she was like "yo Chil you actually hella funny"
          
          Like huh??? It wasn't obvious I hated you? And you think I'm funny?
          
          Slay okay I guess I'll take it
          
          Anyway how are y'all? It's been a hot minute lol

Hey, not sure if you remember me (New account because I lost access to the old one ;-;) It's @daughter_of_water13 I remember you being really nice and sweet to baby me; I just wanted to say hello! =D

I can be your boyfriend 

Gahhh I'm so boy crazy
          
          This is bad
          
          It feels unhealthy 

y'all I literally just met a man who walked straight outta a wattpad romance novel and like
          
          now I understand the hype
          
          and i also now how sympathy for all the main characters that I screamed at like "GIRL HE A HOE STAHP YOU CAN DO BETTER"
          
          because how could you not want a charming man who's tall and saves lives as a part of his job but he's also funny and slightly a nerd underneath his like manliness
          
          but also long distance so for me it'll never work lol
          
          anyway until next time

literally every guy friend that I love platonically always confesses their feelings for me and I'm like: breh I have zero sexual attraction to you what is this
          
          
          But any guy that I like romantically he's like: I like you, but... [enter reasonable excuse here]
          
          
          What is my love life

Wrath of the Triple Goddess (aka Hecate) is very much giving Hecate's Revenge
          
          The plot... nah, the only similarities I see so far is that it's a quest for Hecate in autumn time. BUT THE TITLE BRO
          
          anyway

Suddenly remembered Milo Murphy's Law for the first time in six years and realized
          
          Milo's two best friends are named Melissa CHASE and Zack UNDERWOOD
          
          *screeches in Annabeth and Grover*
          
          DAWG WHAT
          
          I'm sure this has been pointed out before BUT COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT
          
          Also the fact that Melissa is voiced by Sabrina Carpenter, which used to be a common fancast for Annabeth for some reason

Also...
          
          Y'all... PJO Moments turns ten this year... WTF MY BOOK IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE IN THE FIFTH GRADE