Chilea

Oh my god hi you're alive!!

men are THE FUCKING WORST
          
          if you just wanna fuck JUST TELL ME DON'T GIVE ME A BUNCH OF TWISTED LITTLE LIES OKAY JEEEEZ
          
          I hate it here
          
          Dating in 2026 SUCKS ASS.

This is my once in 4 years check in and I see you’re thriving ☺️  hope life is treating you well! 

Just realized that PJO Moments is turning 12 this year...
          
          WHICH IS HOW OLD I WAS WHEN I FIRST READ PERCY JACKSON
          
          also now realizing that PJO Moments might actually be older than the readers who are reading it now... like I was sitting in my bed at 3am giggling at my little sleep deprived ideas meanwhile some of those who are my current readers were in the womb
          
          I'm getting old this is crazy
          
          I mean I'm not 30 yet but I'm at the point in my life where I'm like: 30 is still pretty young why are we saying 30 year old is ancient I mean Robert Patterson is like 39
          
          Anyway

this is a reminder that I NEED TO STAY SINGLE NO MATTER HOW MANY CUTE PEOPLE ASK ME OUT 
          
          CHILEA WAS PLAYED YET AGAIN BY A MAN WHO DOESN'T WANT TO COMMIT
          
          I am a hot single girl I'm not fucking with this shit

OMG I LOVE TIM BURTON- we are litterally the same person

Y'all PJO Moments literally has so many offensive jokes that the idea of removing all the jokes is so overwhelming 
          
          Like gah what was I on when I was 14?
          
          The 2010s truly were a different time and it shows 

Stopppp my old friends are returning to wattpad I feel revived

Percy mentions Leo is his tutor for Spanish even though Leo technically hasn't returned from his travels with Calypso and he should technically be dead...
          
          Where are Rick's editors?

Ngl reading the new Percy Jackson books rn and it feels like Percy is just a charactature of himself
          
          Bro is going overboard with the blue food