Probably not dead

Hello readers! 
          It's your favourite fuck up here, 
          It's been a while since I'v updated but my writing style has matured a lot and I'm low-key proud of myself. 
          Love you guys.
          ProbablyNotDead. 
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Ok guys so i need to get some shit off my chest. 
          I got boy problems. 
          I got over this guy who I liked for two years about a month-ish ago then he starts making comments that he thinks will piss me off to get my attention. 
          Then he starts kinda-flirting-but-subtly flirting with me and I get the elephants in my stomach and...
          AAAAAAAAH 
          WHY ARE MEN SO CONFUSING 
          
          Much confusion 
          ProbablyNotDead 
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Fuck writers block man
          I've been doing some free writing so I can try and get rid of it, new chapter of new girl blues should be on the way 
          
          Much love
          ProbablyNotDead 

Hello fellow wattpadians!
          
          I'm currently in the middle of writing a new book called New Girl blues. 
          I am also putting Digital Double on hold. 
          Hope this had not caused any problems. 
          Much love 
          ProbablyNotDead
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So after much begging from my friends *cough cough* Layla *cough cough* 
          I have decided to post a 11 years later chapter on my most successful book send help!
          Just thought y'all should know. 
          Much love, 
          Probablynotdead 
          
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NEW UPDATE 
          THE FIRST CHAPTER of my new "digital double" is here!!! 

Heya guys, since send help! Is drawing to a close I thought I'd give you a bit of a heads up about the new original I'll be writing, 
          Digital Double
          Preview out soon 
          Love 
          probablynotdead 
          
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