I'm not that funny and I like privacy so guess who probably shouldn't have one  of these 

Okay, I'm pan,
Iove gay crap more than my family(but there a close 5th), 
I love all fluffy animals(and blobfish and snakes)
I....love... chocolate...so much so that I would marry it have kids with it and murder my chocolate family than die due to a sugar coma. they were worth dying over. 
And Heathers, be more chill, and dear even hasen, etc. are my musicals for life!! #itsnotbecauseweregay