Hey. How ya doin'? Howdy. Greetings. Hiya, friend! Hiiiiiiiiiii... I EAT EGGPLANT!! Well, social success is officially out the window. Meh. 

Okay...here goes. Hello! My name i- *Runs away into a random bush* P-Please don't hurt m-m-my own characters *cough cough* babies.

Hello! The name's Marie, and I welcome you to the world of imagination where you can make yourself annoyingly op or venture into the deep expanding tunnels of genres.

In Wattpad you can either read the absolutely worst punctuated and horribly plotted stories or sink into the thick, overbearing, descriptive, poetic, and masterful stories of Wattpad.

You are most likely not new and just found me commenting on some random story. Well, let me tell ya this. I have absolutely no motivation to do anything productive so don't expect me to publish 50 masterpieces in one day, or even a story in that case.

Have a great day,eh?!